08/12/08 — Why I’m Glad My Tetanus Shots are Up to Date

The office kitchen @work is truly stunning in its awfulness. The microwave has been broken for a week. This led to me falling off the frugal wagon and buying lunch for a couple of days last week, but now I’m back on track. That is, until I came into the office this morning, and found this hovering over my morning yogurt:

Yes, that would be a plastic bag full of whole crabs leaking all over the office fridge shelf. It smelled as good as it looked.